intergalactic-dorks:

intergalactic-dorks:

Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible

Me, as a vampire: oh geez

Friend: What’s wrong

Me: Just remembered that time in 1654 when the tavern maid said “Enjoyeth thy meal!” I replied with “Thee as well”

libraryoftheancients:

squirrelstone:

gideonseymours:

miscommunication as a plot device makes me angry

if you just talked to each other but no

on the one hand i agree with this but on the other hand one of my coworkers rented an alpaca from a petting zoo and brought it to work because my boss said she wanted an alpaca sweater but the guy didn’t hear her say sweater and didn’t want to upset her by asking why the fuck she’d want an alpaca

I think that highlights a good genre difference: miscommunication in drama is frustrating, overused, and just kinda shit. Miscommunication in comedy is fucking hilarious.

thethuglifeishard:

king-emare:

jayivahn:

spaps-society:

hallease:

This was essentially my life from K – 12

people do this to whites as well

“You’re white but you’re not white-white. Like, you’ll get angry because someone has an accent when speaking English but you don’t fuck your cousins.”

😭😭😭😭😭😭

“You’re white but you’re not white-white. Like, you’ll pull your purse closer when a black person walks by, but you won’t shoot up your school”

Source: hallease