Human went to a conference for 2 days, kitty missed him. (via DangerWallet)
When you don’t kitty check in for 48 hours
Why say “allergic to bullshit” when you can say “wacktose intolerant”
Because I sound like a baby saying the latter
I’m sure you sound like a baby regardless

this is one reason why standard hyperbole, as a rhetorical technique, isn’t suitable for political satire in this climate.























