doki-doki-todoroki-club:

can you imagine being todoroki

and training your entire life to be a hero and having your father beat you regularly for failing to meet his standards and you get into the top hero school in the nation and youre gonna be in and amongst the best of the best at long last

and you look around class 1-a on day one

and like half of these kids decided they wanted to be heroes like 6 months ago

one of them just broke his hand trying to throw a baseball

what the fuck were you even training for

garashirs:

garashirs:

concept: a game called “john mulaney or cecil palmer?” where you have to guess if a quote was said by popular stand-up comedian john mulaney or fictional radio host cecil gershwin palmer

this might sound easy, but please keep in mind that john mulaney has
said “whoa, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child!
you can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!” and cecil palmer has
said “alligators: can they kill your children? yes.”