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foxnonny:

asspostate:

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life

satellitestarfire:

dogstoes:

I couldn’t find a picture with enough hands

What about this one op?

the-macra:

the-macra:

murrkrow:

wlw tumblr why are demons hot

we’ve been exposed to queercoded villains since childhood, causing us to associate strongly with villainous and evil women; furthermore, because we fear we are being predatory towards women we are afraid of approaching girls and thus the concept of an aggressive woman is attractive because we don’t have to start the relationship

also they have big titties

unexplainedthings:

you may not believe in the cryptids

but they believe in you. 

imsoofuckingsad:

*absolutely nothing happens* 

wow this is giving me a lot of anxiety 

butchheshe:

Jonathan form queer eye hitting on every ugly straight guy to boost their self steem is braver than any US marine